Big Foot Erotica?

by Tee Tate

File this one under “No. Seriously?”

NSFW (or life) warning below.

From The Huffington Post:

You know what they say about guys with big feet.

Sasquatch-themed erotica has been around awhile, but the hilariously hairy phenomenon has lumbered its way into the mainstream.

Last month, Business Insider spoke with Virginia Wade, an author whose specialty is smut starring the creature even more elusive than the G-spot.

Wade’s magnum opus is arguably the 3-volume, 16-book “Cum For Bigfoot”, though she had to change the title to “Moan for Bigfoot” last year, after Amazon and other retailers began cracking down on more explicit self-published e-books.

“From within the tufts of matted hair, the creature released a huge pale c**k that defied logic,” reads one excerpt from the series.

Oh yeah, did we mention Wade claims to be making between $6,000 and $30,000 a month?

A steamy passage from Volume 2, which features sex-squatches with sensual names like “Leonard” and “Dale,” reads:

“Our mornings always began like this, my warm body buzzing with arousal. My Sasquatch lovers, who had an almost insatiable appetite for sex, would pleasure me shortly.”

If you must, the full post is here.

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1 comment

anna@herding cats & burning soup 16 January, 2014 - 11:58 am

Bwaha. I read and reviewed Cum for Bigfoot on the blog. It was so much fun to review. There’s a ton of monster erotica out there. It’s the strangest stuff.

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