File this one under “No. Seriously?”
NSFW (or life) warning below.
From The Huffington Post:
You know what they say about guys with big feet.
Sasquatch-themed erotica has been around awhile, but the hilariously hairy phenomenon has lumbered its way into the mainstream.
Wade’s magnum opus is arguably the 3-volume, 16-book “Cum For Bigfoot”, though she had to change the title to “Moan for Bigfoot” last year, after Amazon and other retailers began cracking down on more explicit self-published e-books.
“From within the tufts of matted hair, the creature released a huge pale c**k that defied logic,” reads one excerpt from the series.
Oh yeah, did we mention Wade claims to be making between $6,000 and $30,000 a month?
A steamy passage from Volume 2, which features sex-squatches with sensual names like “Leonard” and “Dale,” reads:
“Our mornings always began like this, my warm body buzzing with arousal. My Sasquatch lovers, who had an almost insatiable appetite for sex, would pleasure me shortly.”
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