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I didn’t know anything about Andy Weir until I read his novel, The Martian.  It even took me a while to read the The Martianbook; for some reason, I would check it out of the library, then let it sit around until it was time to return it.  I think this was because there was a huge queue of requests for it (signaling that either it was really good or really popular, possibly both), so I felt I should read it, but something about a stranded astronaut on Mars seemed too bleak for me to tackle.  It wasn’t until I started hearing rumblings about just how good the book was, and how accurate the science in it was, that I shook off the mantle of indifference and vowed to actually read it once it cycled back to me again.

And wow, was I ever impressed!  Honestly, it’s fairly common for me to be disappointed in a highly touted book, but to have my expectations not only met, but exceeded?  That’s a gem.  I even went out and bought my own copy of The Martian, because I wanted to have it close at hand to read again should the impulse hit me.

Okay, skip forward a few months.  I was perusing Facebook, when something came up in my feed from a website I normally would not have even glanced at, with a sensational headline that screamed “click bait”:  WARNING!  This Story Will BLOW YOUR MIND to a Whole New Level!

I admit it. Sometimes, I like the idea of having my mind blown (hey, I lived through the 60s, cut me some slack, man).  The story was short, I had a few minutes.  So I read it.  And while I can’t say that it BLEW MY MIND, it certainly did make me stop and think.

Then I saw that it was written by Andy Weir.

Andy_WeirI checked:  yup, the same Andy Weir who wrote The Martian.  The same young, big-smilin’, geeky, science lovin’ fellow who had impressed me not only with his writing, but also with how he was handling his increased popularity due to the release of the Ridley Scott movie based on his novel.

Listen, I know that literary works can stand on their own, but when something you read turns out to be written by someone you admire, it immediately gets a boost on the legitimacy scale, you know?  And in this day and age of TMI and overkill via social media, you grab your anchors and measuring sticks from the drawer labeled “tried and true”, yeah?  So I read the story again, knowing now who the author was… and had to admit, it really did feel somewhat, um, mind-blowing.

I have since learned that this story by Andy Weir – “The Egg” – was originally posted on his website, Galactanet (from which I pulled the text presented here) – and has actually been quite popular for years.  (I also found out some really fun stuff about Andy Weir – LOVE reddit AMAs!)  But in case you happened to miss it, or haven’t read it in a while, or you’ve never ever come across it, this week’s Gimbling in the Wabe  (well, after my rambling, but that’s to be expected, right?) is gifting you with this short story, “The Egg”, written by Andy Weir.

Take a few minutes to read it.  It will certainly make you stop and think, and it may just blow your mind.

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The Egg
By Andy Weir

You were on your way home when you died.

It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.

And that’s when you met me.

“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”

“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.

“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”

“Yup,” I said.

“I… I died?”

“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.

You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”

“More or less,” I said.

“Are you god?” You asked.

“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”

“My kids… my wife,” you said.

“What about them?”

“Will they be all right?”

“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”

You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.

“Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.”

“Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?”

“Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.”

“Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,”

“All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.”

You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?”

“Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.”

“So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.”

“Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.”

I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had.

“You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.”

“How many times have I been reincarnated, then?”

“Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.”

“Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?”

“Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.”

“Where you come from?” You said.

“Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.”

“Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.”

“Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.”

“So what’s the point of it all?”

“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”

“Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted.

I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.”

“You mean mankind? You want us to mature?”

“No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.”

“Just me? What about everyone else?”

“There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.”

You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”

“All you. Different incarnations of you.”

“Wait. I’m everyone!?”

“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.

“I’m every human being who ever lived?”

“Or who will ever live, yes.”

“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”

“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.

“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.

“And you’re the millions he killed.”

“I’m Jesus?”

“And you’re everyone who followed him.”

You fell silent.

“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”

You thought for a long time.

“Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?”

“Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.”

“Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?”

“No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.”

“So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…”

“An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.”

And I sent you on your way.

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